Wednesday, December 24, 2008

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE P90X

Boys & Girls,

Our good friend Melissa Le'ppin wrote this P90X play on "The Night Before Christmas"

I thought it apporprieate on the night before Christmas. Enjoy!

Thank you Melissa!

T. Ho Ho Ho

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Gym
Not a spin bike was moving, not even a rim

The plates were all racked on the plate trees with care,
In hopes that St. HortonClaus soon would be there

The wishers were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of ripped abs danced in their heads

And Jim in his lifting belt and Karen in new gym shoes
Were just settled down for an iron-filled snooze

When out on the floor there arose such a clatter,
Jim sprang from the Couch to see what was the matter.

Away to the weight room he flew like a flash,
Tore open the door and made a great crash.

The light on the top of the new-polished floor
Gave the lustre of mid-day to equipment galore,

When, what to his wondering eyes should be fell
But a chin up bar, and eight pairs of dumbells

With a little old lifter so muscled and raw
He knew in a moment it must be St. HortonClaus.

He was dressed all in under armour, from his head to his feet,
and his clothes were all sweaty from intense muscle heat.

Tons of equipment he carried in his sack,
and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

More rapid than eagles his dumbells they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now five, now ten, through sixties for this mob
and made sure we were able to PICK THE RIGHT WEIGHT FOR THE JOB

His eyes--how they twinkled! The weights he could carry!
The nutrition plan he gave us with limited dairy

Your workouts aren‘t working, your proteins to low
P90X … now that’s the way to go.
He clinched both his fists shouting this is not an illusion
To get ripped in 90 days takes MUSCLE CONFUSION,

12 intense routines ,, that;s what it takes,
While controlling your eating with good protein shakes

He was muscley and fit despite pushing 50,
and I smiled when I saw him, thinking man is this nifty.

He said just Press Play and vow to not quit
with P90x you j u s t h a v e t o BRING IT!


Merry Christmas Everyone
X out - Melissa

26 comments:

Joey said...

Merry Christmas Mr. Horton.

Sterling Purdy said...

Very nice! Merry Christmas Tony & thanks for all you do.

Ali said...

very clever, merry Christmas sir

Melissa X09 said...

Melissa Le'ppin here!

What an honor to have my poem posted on the Big Guys personal blog.

Glad everyone enjoyed it. I was alot of fun to write.

Thank you Tony,,, for so much more than posting my poem.

X Out - Melissa

Coach GetFitJenn said...

Melissa. You are famous! So cool!

Amit said...

haha that was awesome!

nick C. said...

A peculiarly panoramic presentation of poetic prowess... if I may say so myself-;)

LisaErin82 said...

Tony thanks for sharing that chuckle :)

Melissa nice work!! I even got a chuckle out of my anti-bonding-over-workouts husband! :)

CT Olson said...

great one! St HortonClaus :)

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